I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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