you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
