I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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