dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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