I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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