uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Damn victory sex feels great
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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