is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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