if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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