so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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