Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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