No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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