And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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