Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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