can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she peed on how many people?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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