he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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