The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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