return my video game
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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