I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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