she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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