I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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