We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
