we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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