Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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