wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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