chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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