Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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