NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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