what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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