we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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