is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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