Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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