Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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