ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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