if i can run in heels then i can drive
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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