small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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