it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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