Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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