I want to have your abortion
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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