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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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