We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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