dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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