If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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