I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize