I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
operation harelip BJ is a go
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This couple is walking their pig around campus
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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