Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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