Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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