I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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