**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
He kissed a someone with a penis
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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