Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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