It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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