ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
