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I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i came on her dog
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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