don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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