we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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